Posted 2 hours ago
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unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 2 hours ago
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
Posted 2 hours ago

kateordie:

christophwaltzsbeard:

Christoph Waltz is seen while filming for the International Watch Company (IWC) on May 18, 2014 in Portofino, Italy.

More of that beard… erm Christoph Waltz in Italy in May 2014

(Source: jonahryans)

Posted 10 hours ago

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

Anyone else see grandpa is still there in the last one? Did they raise the dead or something?

(Source: lisakitto)

Posted 10 hours ago

How to Seduce Each Zodiac Sign

theartistictvshowaddict:

theartistictvshowaddict:

Aries: Food

Taurus: Food

Gemini: Food

Cancer: Food

Leo: Food

Virgo: Food

Libra: Food

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Food

Capricorn: Food

Aquarius: Food

Pisces: Food

One of these is not like the others

Posted 10 hours ago

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

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hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction)

Posted 1 day ago